I’ve been working on a play at ACT Theater called “One Slight Hitch” written by Lewis Black, whom you may now from his standup comedy, or one of his best-selling books or from the Daily Show with John Stewart where he appears regularly on a segment called “Back in Black.” He’s the finger-wagging, vitriolic critic […]
A special sneak preview of my new film “the Last Virgin” It will make it’s Northwest premier on May 28th 6:30PM at the historic Uptown Theater as a part of SIFF’s ShortsFest Weekend. Tickets at SIFF.net
First of all, in my third person voice, the official “little bit about the film” blurb: As far as boys are concerned, there’s only one way to become a man: sex with a woman. Everyone around him has already done it and even though his girlfriend Ellie appears to be ready, Zack isn’t leaving anything […]
Like Britney Spears, “Ooops, we did it again!” Bonafide erotic art. It’ll be on the big screen at Fremont Studios during the 2012 Erotic Arts Festival June 16-24th. This year is the 10th anniversary of the festival and promises to be the biggest yet.
My fourth and newest film “the Last Virgin” will make it’s world premier at the illustrious SF Indie Fest in, you guessed it, San Francisco, California. It’ll play twice at the Roxie Theater: February 18th @ 2:45PM February 23rd @ 7:15PM I wish I could go… but it’s my birthday. Happy birthday to me!
Recently, I made my NBC debut on a show called Grimm, which is filmed in Portland, Oregon. You won’t know it from my two scenes in this episode but I am a beaver. The episode leaves our antics pretty open-ended which could mean that us three beavers will be back again. So far, no contract […]
Let me preempt two obvious questions about this video with two easy answers: yes, those are real pigeons and yes, the fat guy driving the Malibu (that looks to the untrained eye like an El Camino) is me, Shawn Telford. At the end of 2010, I was cast in a Washington State Lottery commercial that […]
Ladies and gentlemen, my most successful project (as far as the internet is concerned) is “Woman Sitting on Cushions” It’s one person, one day and lots of paint. By the way, We used two cameras and it was mostly one take. It will now play the Seattle Erotic Arts Festival May 20-22. If you miss […]
“I don’t care what you do, I don’t care what song. Just make it weird.” This was Brent Amaker’s one stipulation. “And try not to spend too much money.” That was his second. He told me this over lunch one afternoon in Ballard. And that was, literally it. We were off at the races. I’ve […]
Kristi Evans and Curtis Eastwood, along with a ragtag crew of actors and crew came together for this fun corporate video spot I made with Outsource Marketing.