First of all, in my third person voice, the official “little bit about the film” blurb: As far as boys are concerned, there’s only one way to become a man: sex with a woman. Everyone around him has already done it and even though his girlfriend Ellie appears to be ready, Zack isn’t leaving anything […]
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Like Britney Spears, “Ooops, we did it again!” Bonafide erotic art. It’ll be on the big screen at Fremont Studios during the 2012 Erotic Arts Festival June 16-24th. This year is the 10th anniversary of the festival and promises to be the biggest yet.
My fourth and newest film “the Last Virgin” will make it’s world premier at the illustrious SF Indie Fest in, you guessed it, San Francisco, California. It’ll play twice at the Roxie Theater: February 18th @ 2:45PM February 23rd @ 7:15PM I wish I could go… but it’s my birthday. Happy birthday to me!
Recently, I made my NBC debut on a show called Grimm, which is filmed in Portland, Oregon. You won’t know it from my two scenes in this episode but I am a beaver. The episode leaves our antics pretty open-ended which could mean that us three beavers will be back again. So far, no contract […]
Let me preempt two obvious questions about this video with two easy answers: yes, those are real pigeons and yes, the fat guy driving the Malibu (that looks to the untrained eye like an El Camino) is me, Shawn Telford. At the end of 2010, I was cast in a Washington State Lottery commercial that […]
Ladies and gentlemen, my most successful project (as far as the internet is concerned) is “Woman Sitting on Cushions” It’s one person, one day and lots of paint. By the way, We used two cameras and it was mostly one take. It will now play the Seattle Erotic Arts Festival May 20-22. If you miss […]
“I don’t care what you do, I don’t care what song. Just make it weird.” This was Brent Amaker’s one stipulation. “And try not to spend too much money.” That was his second. He told me this over lunch one afternoon in Ballard. And that was, literally it. We were off at the races. I’ve […]
Shawn Telford is now a brand. The video really says it all. And more. A whole lot more.
This SUNDAY, SUNDAY, SUNDAY!!! Yours truly will be making a special appearance on the show “Leverage.” It’s the one that stars Academy Award Winning Actor Timothy Hutton. (Best Supporting Actor for the 1980 film “Ordinary People.”) I’ve got a great little comic scene with another of the show’s stars Gina Bellman who some may remember […]
In August of 2009, I helped my friends Tim and Charlie produce a short film called “Dishonesty,” the script for which was a finalist for the 2008 IFP Spotlight Award. Although they didn’t ultimately win the award, they decided to make the movie regardless. Good for them. No one likes a quitter. Except for the […]